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Bio
| Name: |
Canada Anne |
| Age: |
35 |
| Gender: |
Female |
| Location: |
New York, NY, United States |
| About Me: |
I'm a comedian/Singer Songwriter based in New York City.
I am originally from Toronto Ontario, Canada, EH! I tried out the comedy scene in Toronto as well as going to Second City Improv for a while.
I was living with my Mother, Canada Mom, in the suburbs of Toronto.
I moved to New York one day by jumping on a Grey Hound bus and never looking back. I packed a hockey bag filled with beers, hockey pucks, and headed to the Big Apple.
I ended up in Astoria Queens, Greek Capital of New ...more York. Expecting it to be like "My Big Fat Greek Wedding", instead I ended up with "My Big Fat Greek Roommate!" He is not even Greek!
To think I left a beautiful suburb home with trees, gardens, driveways and FOOD! Now I live in absolute adversity and poverty filled lifestyle in a pigsty of an apartment called "Camp Astoria".
It really does have a camp appeal with the heaps of garbage and rubble strewn all over the apartment.
At least I have my own personal chef now. His name is Boyardee! I have got creative I suppose living in adversity. I now have 101 recipes for Ramen noodles and have several different uses for the Roach Motel.
The show Survivor has NOTHING on me!
Through all this I have been performing throughout NYC and been in the papers a few times such as the New York Post, New York Times, and New York Journal.
In fact I just got in the New York Post again this year! At least a quote from one of my Comedy songs did. Here is the quote: I paid my Master Card with my Visa, for this I surely regret, for if I still had a working kidney, Id sell it on the Internet!
Thats all I got for standing in line for over 13 freezing hours just to get on that show Last Comic Standing for a split second.
Other then that I have established myself as a unique comedian that writes original comedic/satiric songs. One of my popular songs with a cult following is called PROPAGANDA PUSSY.
A hit every time I play it. I will have a sample of the song on the site soon.
Guess thats it for now..One more thing Lesbians and Karaoke are SO much FUN!
No WOO-WOO shots for you!
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| Interests: |
| Playing guitar,stand-up comedy, and vacuuming! I'm a clean freak! |
| More Info: |
I was on Last Comic Standing as well as I got on Access Hollywood with a quick skit I did with Regis Philbin.
I have got some recognition, though no BIG prizes yet! |
| Links: | My Space
You Tube Performances
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