The Blood Skate Story

We start this story with bloody skates....for you who are blah on blood DON"T READ!!!!! I hear in the back of my apartment a rumble then a rail road of a train sound it gets louder and louder and LOUDER!!!!!!!! it's ROLLER SKATERS AHHHHHHHHH!!!! They'er coming 3 of them.....and killing my nice swept mopped floor...oh the poor floor it's crying out "Please Stop, your killing me, striping me all up!' Which they were....wait a minute...Did that floor just talk???!!!..."Nah!" Anyway....out the door they go get a radar gun...they just broke the speed record...lets count 1 2 3 5 8 15.....uhhh where was I oh yeah 25 12.....LOL....here it comes "MOM!!!" What! I skinned my kneee...boo hoo...I go acting like I'm crying too...this is my 15 year old....I'm such a nice mom. NOT! I'm the crypt keeper...I don't even cry when I get hurt I just go OWWWWWWCH....and swear a couple times get up and go on....ROFL. I ask her if I can touch it...NOOOOOOOOO she yells and gets up to get a band aid saying Geezzze Mom!!! Next one is 15 mins. later...fell on her butt....What is mom to do....So I ask...(it Lee of course) she says kiss it and laughs so hard she forgets it hurts goes to put ice on her rump. Of course there are more bumps, burises, skined knees, blisters, then we want swimming.......I don't THINK SO!!!!!! Remember Kiddies the next time your kids ask for skates be it roller blades like mine or just skates....say NO!!! There a danger to moms every where you may have to kiss a butt...... So till next time.....Buh-bye...Hugs and Nitey Nite from The Cyrpt Keeper Sheri