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Ice Queen

It was a nitmare at Sheri's and all down the street...the wind was blowing...the rain was sleet...and that pretty white stuff that Mark calls snow...just keep coming down...OH I wish it would go!!!! As I went out to take my children home on a sunday afternoon..oh no , oh dread, my car door is locked...the ice has frozen them shut...so what do we do in a flash...boil that water and down the door..and kick hard and crash!!! The kids are late getting home...here comes the ex...RUN!!!!!!!! With that screwed up face you know the b**chin' is coming...yep here he goes..."sorry," I say, "got to run!" HA HA HA..I got away....but not in time he yells "next time make sure your on time!!!" I head for home and get back in time to watch my favorite shows and get nice and warm...but before I even get to the door...my nieghbor yells out...the driveway is as icy as before!! Now I have to walk like a bird to the door "don't fall" I mubble under my breath...just about there,then..BOOM! Down I go...I'm ok! I tell my nieghbor as she giggles and laugh...oh what a day...get in the house...hurry and relax! Monday comes...I look outside...what do I see...no shock at all snow staring at me...so out comes the shovel...and out to the cold, I go....come in after get to get, Bill ready to go...Now I have been out 3x's no fall yea! Not to worry..I scrap off the car, BOOM, CRASH, OUCH, I wish I could cry...I don't want to get up from this one...I just slide into home plate that was my car tire..I lay there a minute and look at the sky....Hmmmm...maybe he'll think, I'm dead....maybe the cat will drag me away...darn ice..they could use me as a hockey puck!! LOL...The things you think of in you back...Tuesday comes...I'm hurting but being the bigger woman...I'm not going to the hospital..no way , no home was there last week...tired of the needle, run, escape...LOL!! So what happens on wednesday...I fall again...now I become know as the Ice queen...ROFL....I think there is a magnet in my butt to the ground....it has something to do with the ice and snow and has something to do with knocking my head silly. Ok fine call the Dr...go to the hospital..OOOhhh Nooo...Needlesss...need to look for a door get away here comes a little yodi...it's a male nurse...hmmm,this vein looks nice...yeah for blood sucking, I'm thinking! Why when you bump your butt..do they need blood??? Isn't that the stupids thing you ever heard? Well; You know the rest of the story..I have a lovely neck brace on now, muscle spasms in my shoulders,neck,& back...still have the broken wrist from the fall in Jan. with my lovely blue cast...ROFL!! So, I am a mess...plus we forgot the lovely black and blue face...I look like I have went 10 rounds with the ground...but it definitely won and I lost...LOL!! I have to get going...have another Dr. appt to go to..Oh Boy! You all be careful cuz the nitemare down Sheri's street could come to your street....and watch out for little men who put magnets in your back pockets so you fall on your butt!! LOL!! The ground Won this time but I will seek my revenge...ha ha ha.......

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Short story on life in a humorous way...this was written durning the winter of '08 earily '09...we all have our days but they say if you can laugh it is the best medicine for all that ails you! :)

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Votes: 2
Views: 1,598
Date: 7/31/09
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