Best with a few beers and head phones : ) this is a true narration about trying to escape insane spouses or partners who stalk you.
Though I did it in a humorous fashion, it is really a very serious situation for those who deal with this.
When the police arrived and I had my father in law who was also into stalking me and who'd just finished slashing all my tires at gunpoint, they told me I should have shot the BAST%$#
He was holding a huge hunting knife and I was able to grab my gun out of the glove compartment as I stood on the other side of the truck while he was coming around after me.
If you are an Alice's Restaurant or George Thorogood fan you might like this song